I received 93 emails over the weekend regarding our Ben Ryan video posted down below.
Many people claimed to know both parties involved, and I had some difficulty in ascertaining who exactly was telling the truth and who wasn't. I very quickly realized I had become embroiled in a situation I wanted absolutely no part of.
I will keep my sources confidential, but I can tell you with utmost confidence that Loren will never offer any sort of reply to Ben's video, and rightfully so. You do the simple math and figure out what that means.
I was then contacted by "Sanchez", a regular poster on the Cracked.com message boards. Sanchez had produced a video mocking Ben's video tribute to his ex-girlfriend, and once Ben discovered the Sanchez version, Ben went absolutely fucking ballistic.
What followed was a series of completely unintelligible and insane threats and rantings from Ben directed at Sanchez. Ben accuses his critics of being "terrorists" and "Arabs" using "bio-warfare" to kill people, amongst hundreds of other ludicrous suggestions usually reserved for paranoid schizophrenics.
He has "armies of lawyers" immediately boarding planes "to take care of" all his critics, who will burn in hell for mocking Ben.
Ben also has the backing of the CIA and the FBI, just in case you were wondering.
As I told Sanchez in one of my emails, I caution the clueless little ninnies on YouTube who think this video is "cute", because they have no idea who they are dealing with.
I hope they take a moment to remember how "cute" they thought that video was when he is stabbing a screwdriver into your cat's anus because he didn't like the fucking surface temperature of his pineapple slices.
I'd sincerely like to thank Sanchez on Cracked.com for his valuable input, and if you'd like to follow his dealings with Ben, you can start right here.
You'll find over 47 pages of commentary on Ben, along with his bizarre, constant, and very mentally disturbing emails.
Be very careful, Loren.
I feel for you.