Two months ago PLFM started receiving a flurry of emails pointing us to a video of a recently scorned individual named "Ricky" on YouTube.Ricky used to date a girl named Kelsi, and apparently the relationship didn't work out too well.
Needless to say, Kelsi soon returned to her ex-boyfriend, which didn't exactly sit well with Ricky. He felt Kelsi had manipulated him into believing she loved him, and then dumped his ass for an ex-boyfriend.
Like all mature adults, Ricky decided to post a video tribute to Kelsi on his Facebook page, which eventually found it's way to YouTube.
We'll let you watch the video first, and then we'll get to the rest of the story.
Now, tell me cats don't start fucking hissing the minute that guy enters a room.
Anyway, initially PLFM doubted the authenticity of this video. PLFM puts a lot of work into verifying our stories, and we didn't feel comfortable running the piece earlier because we weren't quite convinced that this wasn't just some random guy acting out a scene from a play.
Well, this week PLFM received another email from devoted PLFM reader VS informing us that Kelsi had actually posted a response to Ricky's video on YouTube, calling him a fucking psycho and congratulating him for making a complete ass out of himself in front of 33,000 people and counting.
Not only did Kelsi post her video, but Ricky's friend also stepped up to the plate and posted her own video defending Ricky.
If you'd like to watch Kelsi's video, you can click the link below.
PLFM warns you, you may start slitting your own wrists about 2 minutes into this. The first minute or so has some audio difficulties.
Kelsi's Response
If you'd like to know how this story turns out, I'm sure you can just tune in to YouTube and they'll tell you.
I promise you I won't be there.
I'm going to go take a fucking shower instead.
Ah, YouTube. The toilet of the internet.
ReplyDeleteNo shit.
ReplyDeleteThis guy is actually proud of his video, and has posted more for those of you so inclined to look further.
Now I know how Paul Blart: Mall Cop made $150,000,000 in this country.
He's proud of this video?!
ReplyDeleteGeez, sometimes I wonder if ALL of the male gender has the mindset of a 3-year-old who just slathered a wall with excrement and yelled "Look what I did!".
Almighty Weasel excluded, of course.
Anon 1:50 - Given that some of the three year olds I work with have run around the nursery yelling proudly "Wee wee comes out my PENIS! I have a PENIS mummy!" I'd say that there are a lot that don't change from that.
ReplyDeleteDon't you mean "its way to YouTube"? :P
ReplyDeleteNow, let's watch that video... I feel a bit apprehensive since I'm in the living room surrounded by flatmates and am not sure how much explaining I'll have to do afterwards, but oh well... *clicks*
*three minutes later*
ReplyDelete...I'm not sure whether to be creeped out by his Piercing Psycho Gaze, or laugh at the fact that he probably practised it in front of a mirror for hours before recording this.
Anyway, the totally inappropriate eyebrow at 1:52 had me in hysterics...
Kelsi *does* seem to be on drugs...
ReplyDelete"He told me to go to hell. [Very Long Pause] That's... stupid."
After watching her video, I'm not surprised she ended up with this guy. "Like...Like...I dunno. They're just into...drama." Ricky might be absolutely insane, but at least he had the decency to keep his video down to 2 1/2 minutes. The 7 minutes of cracked out rambling where every other word is "like" made me want to split open my skull.
ReplyDeleteRest. In. Peace. BITCH. Truly inspired.
The guy: Hey! I used to have that wall! Then mom painted over it...
ReplyDeleteAnyway, he's a definite creep. He sent a couple of bad chills along my spine. >_<
The girl: Um...wow. I lasted about 4 minutes before giving up. She makes me think of druggie drop-out trailer trash...can I get an amen?
Well I got through Ricky's video... the gaze made me crack up and I agree about that eyebrow thing! He's real catch! NOT!!!
ReplyDeleteI got about a minute and 15 seconds into Kelsi's... and said no my brain cant handle her. She is trailer trash. Atleast he kept his fairly short and didnt use vulgar language. I dont mind swears as I use them myself but not when IM sure people across the world will see it..
Youtube.. the Jerry Springer of the Internet!
I think the fucked up video made her slow down and made her video longer than it actually was. She's way more laid back about this than I would be, I would be begging the Police to gimme a man to sit guard out of the front of my house. That guy has serious serial killer face. D:
ReplyDeleteI only got through Ricky's video. Kelsi's was just to painfull.
ReplyDeleteHeh, you got to love the hypocracy of: "I was dating Jesse...I didn't love her. You knew that..."
That and the twitchiness...
yep, Youtube= the jerry springer of the web
Personally, they seem made for each other. Both are creepier than hell. And this way they can only mess with each other and leave the rest of the world alone...
ReplyDeletejust a thought :)
36 & Single
*headdesk*
ReplyDeleteDude's a fucking creeper. And for someone who seems to love the word "manipulate," he sure sucks at saying it. Y'know, he kinda reminds me of that Christian Weseton Chandler dude that seems to be the current meme of trollish childrens on the internet these days. Anyway.
I couldn't get through Kelsi's video either, but she comes across as a complete dumbass in the small part I did manage to watch.
Moral of the story? Dumbass kids need to keep their relationship dramaz off the damn internet. I hope this crap stays online forever to haunt these wee ones in their job searches later in life. :P
At least they didn't reproduce. Both of them appear to be Darwin Award candidates.
ReplyDeleteFake or not I've seen those eyes before. Good times.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't even watch Kelsi's video. It was just too blah. She mumbled the entire time. Ricky was just... CREEPY. He needs to learn to get over it. Yeah, she left him for her ex. Oh no. Live with it. To take a line from Weasel:
ReplyDeleteMight I add: WAHHHHH!
Just ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. On all three counts....
ReplyDeleteThat video from Ricky. Scary. The end sure sounds like a threat. Hopefully Kelsi will take this way more seriously and get a restraining order.
ReplyDeleteRicky's friend terrifies me.
ReplyDeleteOh whatup Crazy Eyes McGee?
ReplyDeleteGraced by the fact I share the same name with Ricky's love gone wrong interest, I can't watch his video and not fight back the urge to yell "I'm SORRY! Please don't kill me?"
Rickey, it's manipulate, not ninipulate, malilpulate or any other fucking weird thing. MANIPULATE.
ReplyDeleteThanks Weasy my love. I know I gave you shit for the last few updates but this is why I keep coming back.
ReplyDeleteI gotta agree with Sweetpea. Those two crazy (and I mean that) kids are meant for each other.
ReplyDeleteYouTube is the armpit of the internet.
IMO they deserve each other.
ReplyDeleteThey deserve each other.
ReplyDeleteAt least Ricky was fairly entertaining. OMG THE EYEBROW!!!
Kelsi? I made it through 2 minutes and 28 seconds of that crap. Girl gotta lay off the drugs...
Bodies are going to start turning up around that guy within a decade, MARK MY WORDS.
ReplyDeleteHe's kind of..creepy..looking...O_o He's scary at the end!!!
ReplyDeleteHe has the scary psychopath eyes. I wouldn't want to make him mad. Hopefully he realizes that by posting that on the internet he can't go hurt her now. I hope. really.
ReplyDeleteWhen Ricky said "I'm a lot smarter than people give me credit for," I half-expected him to continue: "But I'll show them. I'LL SHOW THEM ALL! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" before activating his killer robot or something. He's got about the right amount of crazy for it.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
ReplyDeleteI live in a poor rural area, these types of people are a dime a dozen out here. CLASSIC trailer trash dramarama. And now thanks to YouTube we get to watch it all.
Any one notice that he justifies his indiscretions with, "I didn't really love her"? Oooh, man.
Weas! You are spoiling us - *off to read the rest of the new posts*
OHMYGOD he doesn't blink. He's like a fucking cobra.
ReplyDeleteI fucking love this guy. I can see why he's proud of this video. I would be too. I don't know many people who can pull this special brand of creepy off.
ReplyDeleteJFC, I only saw him blink once. Terrifying.
ReplyDeleteThe audio changes in Kelsi's video is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteBella, that's an insult to graceful, elegant cobras everywhere. ;) ... but yeah, WTF with the no blinking. This dude just _looks_ like a stalker.
ReplyDeleteShe says she's 17 years old and he's 20. She's still in high school and he was chasing her around and now posting threatening crap about her on YouTube. Nice.
ReplyDeleteI was actually sort of sympathetic until: "I might have been dating Jes, but I didn't love her, and you KNEW that." WTF guy.
ReplyDeletethere are a ton of video responses... and then the name is Kaylee.... wtf? this non blinking psycho has multiple girls interested in his business?
ReplyDeleteThis is sooo.... creepy. So very creepy. All of them -- the guy, the girl, and his friend -- are just ridiculous. What is this world coming to?!
ReplyDeleteI couldn't even watch them... made it through about 30 seconds of each. They both seem like they're f'ed up on meth or something.
ReplyDeleteAll I can say is this is why drugs are illegal.
ReplyDeleteDid you catch the part where she is 17 and he's 20? That is statutory rape in my state!
ReplyDeletehttp://blog.laborlawtalk.com/2006/10/25/arkansas-statutory-rape-laws/
i actually enjoy THIS video (a related vid on youtube from kelsi's)...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-vmoJ1gpMA&feature=related
this kid is crazy. he wants to "find love" because he hasn't been in love "since january"....ahahahaha
Also check this where he goes off on some other chic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASaCCKsa1p4&feature=channel
ReplyDeleteAnd this one a few days later where he is "looking for love" and mentions working at KFC. Oo, and "obviously I'm making this video so I'm not fake." Um, doesn't seem to know what "fake" means does he, i.e. sincerity. Oo! And apparently he is athletic, built and fast, and loves cuddling, PDA, and walks in the park He just wants "a girl he can just have fun with" and "who isn't fake." Yeah, winner.
Oo, and doesn't want "a girl so huge she can't fit through the door" not "a girl more fit to hold me than me hold her" and isn't "down right big."
Oh please. I'm certainly not wasting any more time on you dude. Grow up. Get an education and SOCIAL SKILLS! Online friends aren't actual friends either, btw.
"Did you catch the part where she is 17 and he's 20? That is statutory rape in my state!"
ReplyDeleteAll I can say to that is your state is totally gay. Totally.
And on the next Jerry Springer...
ReplyDeleteFor fuck's sake, why do people air their personal business on fucking YOUTUBE of all places. Like anyone else really gives two shits about their little soap opera "As The Meth Lab Turns".
Sweet caramel coated christ, what's happened to this world.
Bunch of savages in that town.
oh, the eyebrow! the eyebrowww!!.....I think I'm in love.
ReplyDeleteso i looked at that guy's facebook and he's the same age as me. sigh
ReplyDeletehey mr. mrs fangface you make a great point, if these kids had any hope, but...job search? He works at Wendy's--his job search is complete! I mean really, what have either one of them got to worry about? She's 17, she will hit the meth (or whatever she's on), squeeze out some kids, and continue not to depend on her mother/grandmother, while still living with them-that ain't her kitchen and refridgerator. The only difference is, either Ricky (when they make up) or the other dude will also be living there I know, I know, Ricky will lose his job when he threatens someone at Wendy's with eternal damnation. That's why he'll be living there.
ReplyDeleteGeez...you'd actually have to have some ambition and goals to worry about this stuff being out on the internet, and I'm pretty sure Ricky and Kelsi are unencumbered by any pesky ambition beyond whether or not they have enough cash to score more drugs.
They definitely deserve each other--they're both scum, but all I kept thinking during her video was: don't you even comb your fucking hair before making a youtube video? With all the straps on her neck and shoulders, she looks like she's wearing about 49 swimming suits/bras--what did she just get back from the pool, eat her baloney salad sandwich and fire up the webcam?
sad, sad, sad.
Very true, Anon. 3:31. My unending hope for humanity often blinds me to the hopeless stupidity of others. XD
ReplyDeleteAlthough there are a lot of people who were dumbass children grow up to be okay (enough) adults. Not that these dumbass kids could be counted among those people...
Well, maybe these videos will haunt them when they're being considered for fast food restaurant manager in thirty years.
And I can't even spell my own pseudonym correctly. XD
ReplyDeleteYikes. Ricky reminds me of a white Mike Tyson - it's the cartoon voice and the way he mutilates words longer than 2 syllables.
ReplyDeleteHey, did anyone manage to archive Kelsi's response before it was deleted? I'm kind of disappointed that I don't get to subject myself to even more idiocy.
ReplyDeleteWhat a freak. At least his video was entertaining. I just wanted to kill myself after watching hers.
ReplyDeleteI feel sorriest for Jess, whom he basically admits to the world he used and didn't love. Poor girl.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, given the creep factor here maybe Jess dodged a bullet.
Ladies and Gentlemen, meet my brother-in-law. (Not quite that insane yet, but he's sooo on his way.) I am seriously afraid for any woman who might date that guy - he seems to have some seeeeeeerious issues that might end up with him hacking her to bits over a perceived slight to his ego.
ReplyDeleteLol, wow what a looser! I think his eye must have twitched at least ten times.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunatly I couldn't view Keli's video response since it's been taken down. :(
To those of you that didn't get to watch Kelsi's comment. Don't feel bad. You'd give up after 30 seconds anyway. It was utter nonsense.
ReplyDeleteI've been to this guy's channel, and he's probably mildly retarded. Painful to watch. He thinks he's very famous on youtube...it's kinda sad, yet he's so disgusting.
Had a hearty giggle at the Ricky video posted here, but once I visited his channel and watched several other of his videos (including a supplement to his own craigslist personal ad), I kind of felt guilty for laughing--he has to have some sort of mental deficiency. Pair that with a digital camera and internet access... :facepalm: Good luck moving up the ranks in the fast food empire.
ReplyDeleteThe videos you post are always the creepiest, Weasel. Keep them coming!!
ReplyDeleteVideo link is bad..
ReplyDeleteAHHHH! I only made it through 37 seconds. I'm home alone and now I'm scared he's going to pop out of my closet.
ReplyDeleteAwww, she took her video down. Fave quotes from Ricky the scary dude include "I'm a God on YouTube right now." and "Did you see my other video... it's Napolean Dynamite funny!" I've been watching too many of his stupid videos, but I can't. stop. laughing. He claims he doesn't drink. I don't believe it for a second.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSmDYCRTl6Y
ReplyDeleteI love how he thinks he's "a god on youtube now."
Oh my god. This one is even better:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSLBGh42SjU
NUT. CASE.
ReplyDeleteOh, youtube. Youtube, youtube, youtube. *shakes head*
ReplyDeleteIt scares me that he says he doesn't drink or do any drugs.
ReplyDeleteBecause that means he's really like that sober.
I am very glad that these types of people post stuff like this. I consider videos like this a PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT, warning the rest of us to stay far, far away from these wackos. If only we could encourage more of the nuts in the world to self-identify, we'd all be much happier and safer. I mean seriously, does he really think that anyone worth having would ever go out with him after this? He has lost even the slim chance of making a good first impression as a benefit-of-the-doubt now that he has posted these videos.
ReplyDeleteIt's really unfortunate when tweekers quarrel via The Series of Tubes.
ReplyDelete1. He's drunk
ReplyDelete2. unibrow
3. fake wood paneling
4. his mom's curtains
5. eye twitch
6. no wonder she removed her video
At least he's honest.
ReplyDeleteMax Renn:
ReplyDeleteIt's really unfortunate when any people quarrel via the intarwebz. But it certainly does tend to be humorous. :D
oh god, the video defending ricky is just embarrassing to watch.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/user/outinthewoodscountry
PLFM needs to be seriously updated.
ReplyDeleteFurther, Ricki wasn't quite satisfied with his initial "venting video" -- he posted another one clarifying his insanity. Clarifying, of course, being a loose use of the word. The link:
ReplyDeletewww.youtube.com/watch?v=a4On6fsl7Zk
Lol thanks shnozie
ReplyDeleteCOPYRIGHT INFRINGMENT
Any more updates? I'm wondering if this blog has run out of steam.
ReplyDeleteWe loyal readers are getting seriously update-pwn3d.
ReplyDeleteThe lack of updates seriously bothers me.
ReplyDeleteIs that the same anon person posting the last three times? Calm down! Weasel said he was going to be busy with work (you know, the job that actually gives him money for what he does) for a few weeks and he'd post when he was able.
ReplyDeleteYou know, you asshats who keep claiming "Hurp durp real job" don't realize you can't just start something up and let it hang. It's really fucking rude. What's Grandma gonna do when she doesn't get her salisbury steak? Sorry granny! No meals on wheels for you! I have a REAL job, fucker.
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't take much to say "sup y'all I'm not dead, just wish I were." Seriously, at this point who's to say he's even alive. People take time out of their day AWAY FROM THEIR JOB FAMILY PETS FRIENDS etc to read his shit and comment LOLOLOLOLSOFUNNY.
I'm not pissed and I'm not leaving. I like this blog but I wish Weasel had a little more consideration for the flesh and blood people who read this. I understand updates can be few and far between when real life becomes a bitch, a simple note would be appreciated.
Anon -
ReplyDeleteEver heard of patience is a virtue? Not to mention can't just 'whip' up quality posts either.
So take a chill pill, good grief. You're so passive-aggressive. =P~
Let Weasel be. He'll get back to us, when he can. For I know he doesn't forget.
<3 Weas
Weasel, Just found this blog and your other one - you are totally AWESOME!
ReplyDeleteI now wish I had saved my ex-bf's suicide threat letter from when I was in my early 20's - I'm 39 now (and happily married to someone sane) so that was a long time ago. It would have been a good one, though.
You see I dumped him after 3 years because he was getting increasingly more controlling and started telling me to shut up so HE could talk more. Sheesh! I was a shy girl back then and hardly spoke as it was, which is why my other friends, mostly guys, were really ticked off by his behavior.
So anyway, he writes me this Jeckle and Hyde suicide threat letter to guilt me into going back to him (I didn't) - it went something like
I love you, why did you have to break up with me, I'm so hurt and miss you so much you totally broke my heart you fu487ing selfish bi!ch, I hate you, if you don't come back to me I'm going to kill myself, I miss you so much, please come back to me, I can't live without you.
Except that it rambled on for 3 pages. Dang! It would have been perfect for this site, but I threw it away in the trash. If I had only known, LOL!
Thank you Eccentric for calming me down. I had a bad case of the sads :( I mean, shit, whenever someone even starts ribbing let alone truly bitching about Weasel's erratic posting all these bulldogs come out of no where. It's pretty irritating in a YOU BEST BE STEPPING OFF MY HOMEBOI way.
ReplyDeleteAnd thank YOU Lynne for giving me something to read :D I'm glad SOMEONE cares :(
I'm one of the 3 anons who someone suspected was the same person. So no, they weren't from the same person.
ReplyDeleteAnon @5:09PM. No problem!
ReplyDelete"You know, you asshats who keep claiming 'Hurp durp real job' don't realize you can't just start something up and let it hang. It's really fucking rude."
ReplyDeleteNo dog fucking cuntdick, you're just beyond fucking entitled. It's just a fucking blog and if you're getting all hung up over something as insignificant as an entertainment blog, it makes me wonder how badly you're fucking up your life in meatspace. Yeah, you can just start something up and let it hang. Weasel just did. And rude? Please. It's not his or anyone else's job to entertain you. Grow the fuck up you brain-damaged piece of shit.
Jesus, dog cannibal, are you Weasel's pimpdaddy or something?
ReplyDeleteWe keep checking this website for updates and it's annoying when there are none for, what, 3 weeks now? After a while people will stop checking. It's nothing personal. Weasel is a pretty hilarious guy and I like him. But I come to this website to be entertained by his post, not by Internet troll fights by people calling each other dog-fucking cuntdicks.
hey, i love this site, and i'm disappointed too that this hasn't been updated since July 23. but guess what? i have a demanding job, and a family. things happen, real life happens (assuming you HAVE a real life, that is). Weasel has a real life. if you want to stop reading because he doesn't post often enough to suit you, there's the door.
ReplyDeleteor you can start your own blog, which i KNOW will never go more than two days without updates, right? because you OWE your readers constant posts. yeah right.
Sup dicks, cake wrecks does it. WHAT NOW?
ReplyDelete"or you can start your own blog, which I KNOW will never go more than two days without updates".
ReplyDeleteActually we're talking like 17 days with no updates. And yeah, I really prefer someone go ahead and take the reins of this thing and start a new blog... build it and I will come.
I don't care whether or not he updates his blog 'cuz it's just the fucking internet. Yeah it's nice when he doesn, but why the fuck care if he doesn't? Yeah, people will stop checking if he doesn't update. But who cares? It's just a fucking blog. Obviously a lot of people are taking the lack of updates personally because they claim it's rude for Weasel's life to not revolve around the internet. And obviously people do come here to be insulted because they keep coming back and whining about how it's their rights as Americans to get an update, even though they know there are no updates and just a bunch of bored, hateful people (myself included). Hell, I'm only here because I've got nothing better to do with my time for the next few weeks.
ReplyDeleteAnon 6:55:
ReplyDeletePLFM isn't Cake Wrecks and Weasel isn't Jen. They're two different blogs written by two different people with two different lives.
Oh, I almost forgot to add an insult. Choke and die you acoelomic corpse-fucker.
http://emailsfromcrazypeople.com/
ReplyDeletehttp://unbelievablybaddates.blogspot.com/
ReplyDeleteand
http://myveryworstdate.com/
These sites may tide you blog addicts over until Weasle returns :)
-Helen
@ dog cannibal
ReplyDeletewow, your insults are, like, super amazing. we're all totally like way super impressed that you have a thesaurus and can come up with a word like acoelomic.
also, nobody takes it personally except those who are so fucking obsessed with weasel that they forgive every obnoxious 3 week disappearance. stop defending him like you're being paid to, it's really sick. it's THOSE people who take a post like a personal gift from the gods.
i check back because i enjoy it when there are updates, but i give up on a blog when it gives up on itself, which is what appears to be happening.
Cheers, Helen! Always nice(?) to have more blogs in the psychotic genre to read. :D
ReplyDeleteDamn, I miss the updates!
ReplyDeleteMaybe there's just no more crazy people writing psychotic letters anymore. :( Sadness.
ReplyDeleteThat was the most hilarious thing I've seen in a while, I can't even remember how I came across this website but I'm sure glad I did.
ReplyDeleteI was reading on "polyamory" stuff when I found you tho, which makes this even funnier, because from the open relationship concept, this guy's intensity is stereotypical of why many of us reject monogamy.
Why can't she date both of 'em, like in the Web TV series "Family"? :) :)
PolyamoryGrrl
Questions and Answers about Polyamory
yeah I'm really missing the updates too....
ReplyDeleteespecially since I sent in some crazy emails and Weasel said he liked them.... I want to see what commentary he'll add! lol
Patience... patience....
Ummm, has anyone else noticed a resemblance of a certain guy on Match.com ads (showed up on my Facebook page) to Ricky?! I swear it's him!
ReplyDeleteAw, Kelsi deleted her update. :( I was looking forward to seeing this woman that caused this bleeding heart to voice his feelings on video.
ReplyDeleteplease you all ready know
ReplyDeleteso get over it.
and get a grip