Jessica writes in to PLFM:
"My roommate forwarded me this text from her psycho boyfriend.
They had some dumb fight over Facebook, which happened at least twice a week.
He de-friended her and sent her this list of things he was bingeing on, the premise being that he was pigging out and it was all her fault because she upset him.
Yes, a dude wrote this!"
What the fuck is pyslliumoat cereal?