Monday, February 23, 2009

PLFM Presents: Fucking Nutjobs

For those of you who have had the unfortunate experience of reading my other tragically offensive website Why Women Hate Men- The Blog, this little ditty is old news.

In fact, it's been traveling around the intertubes for over a year now, but reader KT sent it to me in an email the other day and I figured there is simply no way I couldn't post it up on PLFM. This, my friends, defines psychotic.

The man pictured above is one James N. Sears of Toronto, Ontario. If you're offended by his mortifying mullet and disturbing plethora of split ends, don't worry. In retrospect, those are actually his best qualities.

James goes by the moniker Dimitri the Lover and proudly offers a series of online classes teaching men how to meet, seduce and romance women. Which, as you'll find out soon enough, is quite ironic.

You see, James has some problems with women. Now, you might be asking yourself "Well, what is it? Is he shy, or is he impotent, or does he have problems maintaining long-term relationships?"

No, he has more of a problem with stalking women and, well, masturbating in their faces.

James problems began in 1986 while enlisted in the Canadian Army. After trying to force his way into the dorm room of a female officer, a military psychologist noted that Mr. Sears "had something seriously wrong with him."

A few years later, James weaseled his way into med school, where his psychiatric evaluation curiously noted that James often got drunk and high while on the job, occasionally masturbated while making "numerous random and obsessive phone calls to women", and exhibited extremely immature and narcissistic behaviors. His peers felt he was "cynical and untrustworthy."

Then they gave him a medical license. Just kidding!

No, I'm not. They actually issued him a license to practice medicine.

Nice job, Ontario. Perhaps you should take your own psychiatric evaluation.

But realizing the error of his ways, James was determined to change. And change he did, in front of several female patients. After a patient filed sexual assault charges against James, he pled guilty and left the field of medicine for good to become a consultant. A consultant offering second opinions on sexual harassment lawsuits. Ha ha ha ha, I'm kidding!

No, I'm not kidding. That's actually what he did.

Oh, Canada indeed.

Anyway, let's get to the featured entertainment, shall we?

It seems that our lovely James Sears aka "Dimitri the Lover" met a fine young woman one afternoon and she unwittingly gave him her card. James was fascinated by her beauty, and decided he must employ some of his fantastic seduction techniques to acquire a date with the lovely young woman.

So rather then spend thousands of dollars taking his courses on seducing women, why don't you just take a listen to some of his seduction techniques live and in person?

These are two of the messages James left on her answering machine. These are absolutely real.

Men, grab a pencil and a notepad and start scribbling.





If you'd like to read more about the wonderful Dimitri, you can find an article about him here on Gawker site Jezebel, and an article about him here from Eye Weekly.

If you'd like to date him, please visit here.

50 comments:

  1. I so, so, so despise this guy.

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  2. A consultant offering second opinions on sexual harassment lawsuits. Ha ha ha ha, I'm kidding!

    No, I'm not kidding. That's actually what he did.

    After the first one where you weren't kidding, that second one made me literally facepalm! Well done Weasel.

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  3. Unbelievable, huh? I actually at one time had the link to where he worked but I can't find it.

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  4. lmao - this guy is actually the laughing stock of Toronto - he's even gone so far as to plaster a good portion of the city offering us lonely ladies...married or not...his "sexual services"....tasty!

    One of the local radio stations actually broadcast those messages one morning (the woman involved was a friend of the radioheads there).

    Didn't know about the medical license tho....between him and another nasty-ass doc I know that had his license stripped for similar actions, just makes me SO proud to be Canadian *replaces paper bag on head"

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  5. OMG OMG OMG



    OMG


    OMG

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  6. Um, when he says: 'I'm greek', I just hear: 'I hope you like to take it up the rear, but if not I'll look into that sheepfarm out on RR1'.

    'look up passive-aggressive'? Yeeeeaaaahhhhh
    This guy is... well, nevermind.

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  7. Ahh, passive agrressive, narcisstic, canadian, in ontario, in the army -- sounds just like my ex, only my ex considered himself a 'secret psychopath', and proudly keeps it on his wikipedia page.

    I study psychopaths and narcissists, but i'm not entirely sure what this new 'secret' variety is. Does it involve keeping a diary?

    lol oh why do all these people come from canada

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  8. ehhehee Not to worry, my Canadian neighbors.. in no way does he represent Canada. :)

    This dude swings between extreme aragance, right into extreme insecurity and neediness. And that was the "smooth" side he thought was so effective.

    And WTF was the greek thing about?

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  9. This is a huge example of rampant douchebaggery.
    Someone needs to crack him upside the head with a brick...

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  10. Hell, I facepalmed when I read about the medical license.

    Why do they not let us shoot people like this? It'd be putting out of their own misery, really.

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  11. OMG!! I went and read the comments that went along with the article from Eye Weekly. This guy is SICK!!! Women if they don't submit should be anal raped...WTF!!!! This guy is scary and the worst is you know there are guys out there buying into his shit so he's just making more sick, twisted and mentally warped men out there on the loose...GREAT!!! Single just got 500% better really quick!

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  12. o From "Reboot Camp" (a course he teaches): "7.We cover powerful mind-control techniques used to “break” a belligerent slut in the same way a wild horse is broken, but instead by using subliminal phrases and socially acceptable corporal punishments, such as ass slapping and erotic anal rape. We cover scientifically-proven techniques used to destroy feminist thoughts and behaviours, substituting them with more acceptable thought patterns. 8.You learn how to use a woman’s insecurity to psychologically overpower her and force her to sexually submit. You are taught how to exercise your natural urges legally by “raping” a woman with your brain rather than your body. And once she is enslaved under your thumb, you learn how to have her beg for more!"

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  13. One could probably make millions just selling toilet paper with his face printed on it.

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  14. I read SOME of the comments that accompanied the article, and I'm pretty sure "Stephanie" was really assclam James.

    She went on and on about what a wonderful lover he is, and what a great catch he'd make for "some lucky woman". Um yeah, sure.

    Just what I want, a psychotic who thinks it's okay to rape me anally if I insist on being an independent, thinking person instead of the blowup doll he wants.

    He's totally disgusting, and needs to be in a padded room somewhere. Blech.

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  15. Guys like this just make me laugh in their faces (which, of course, is the best revenge anyway).

    Oh.... I beg my boyfriend (on occasion) but he likes me feisty... otherwise just takes all the fun out of it LMAO

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  16. Why isn't there some sort of filter in place to stop guys like this getting through med school.

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  17. “If a woman doesn’t trust me, usually she’s a nut job,” he once told me.

    Uh, no, I would say that makes her smart!!!

    http://paullinnthoroughbredcheater.blogspot.com/

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  18. Did anybody else keep from vomiting long enough to see that one of his favorite quotes is from the kindly old adolf?


    “Terrorism is the best political weapon for nothing drives people harder than a fear of sudden death” … Adolf Hitler

    Seriously dude? You think quoting HITLER will help you pick up chicks? Not this one...

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  20. This guy is one sick puppy.

    Olga should move and change her phone number.

    She should also learn EFFECTIVE self defense. That means a gun.

    See

    http://www.diarmani.com/Articles/Armani/Sidebar%20Katey%20Montague.htm

    My favorite video of Katey's is:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYkEe3HEwew&feature=channel_page

    Of course in Canada, being the enlightened land that it is, defenseless women are expected to dial 911, then wait the rest of your life for a male cop to bring a gun to your aid.

    Self defense is every woman's right.

    See Canada Carry at:

    http://www.canadacarry.org/

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  21. Is this guy unable to hear the shit streaming out of his mouth? I could only stomach a minute of his fanciful romance of an answering machine note, it is a shame though, he did make himself seem like the Jesus of the dating world.

    And who would let a little thing like him being stark raving mad stand in the way of this obviously (we have to trust him on his own merit here) studly, god-child?

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  22. come on the greeks

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  23. BAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Oh dear god.
    This site makes me want to turn in my male card.

    "Believe it or not, I'm a complete catch."

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  24. It gets better,

    He was notorious on LiveJournal, eventually getting banned from the Toronto LJ community. So what does he do?

    a) create several sock puppets and continue posting on there
    b) go over to the LJ communities for OTHER cities with the same, sad schtick
    c) harass moderators and female posters from the Toronto LJ community in their personal blogs
    d) all of the above

    This shouldn't be too hard to figure out.

    And yes, he's notorious for using sock puppets. He's constantly on the prowl for people who are talking about him, googling himself relentlessly...so he'll probably be showing up here eventually!

    He's also apparently working on a reality TV show, which just boggles my fucking mind.

    Also, @ mikeack, just remember that any laws that allow for women to pack heat means that it allows for the unbalanced, deranged types out there to do the same!

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  25. So...I shouldn't call him huh? LOL What a douchenozzle...

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  26. Wow, this guy sounds like Emo Philips. Except he's for real.

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  27. I'm scarred. For life. Thanks a lot for the disturbing nightmares I'm certain to have. For the rest of my life.

    =O

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  28. I loooove him so much. He is the greatest man I ever met! At first I was just excited and then his might hands grabbed me from behind and brought me to HEAVEN with launching his heavy load missile into my back rows! You just don't know what it is like! Envy me, now.
    -Lucy

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  29. "You looked very taken aback by my approach...I hope that was just a little bit of shock at being approached so directly."

    No, you fucking idiot, that was her being creeped out by your "approach." When you are attractive and interacting with women in a way they find pleasing, they don't react by being "taken aback," they react by acting pleased and fucking attracted. How can a man be so oblivious? Dimitri is an extreme example, but unfortunately (as this website shows) there are many men out there who are this ignorant of a woman's body language.

    Creeps me out.

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  30. hahahahahah LOVE IT KATIE!!!!!! That message made me puke a bit in my mouth..holy shit what a fucking TOOOL!!!!!! with ur fake fuking accent and douchebag demeanor Dmitri u r like a Saturday Night Live character....we could make fun of your ass for fucking months!!!!

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  31. I'm staying the hell out of Canada!

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  32. "i'm a complete catch..." nice.

    "i have nothing wrong with me."
    that's a good one.

    "maybe you were abused in childhood... maybe your on medication..." lovely.

    "if you're psychologically normal... call me."
    i think i'll keep that one. sadly, psychologically normal is a series of disconected wires in MOST women's heads.

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  33. Shurely shome mishtake? He just HAS to be an invented personality... I can't beleive this is real.

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  34. I think he is about as real as this guy: http://picasaweb.google.com/sidneyleepower/SidneyLee#5318243148015257682

    and he is very real yes... the laughing stock of Denmark he is... hehe

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  35. If "psychologically normal" means "attracted to James," I hope to god all other women out there are crazy. And if they didn't have anxiety problems before, they'd certainly develop them after knowing him for a while -- I certainly would.

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