PLFM gladly accepts online exchanges from assholes trying to meet you in online dating forums.
God knows they're a fucking charming bunch.
PLFM reader SS had gone off to college her freshman year and found herself feeling a bit lonely. Late one night she decided to post an ad on an online dating site, but soon thereafter started participating in a variety of social clubs on campus.
Not feeling too lonely anymore, she all but forgot about the little ad she had posted.
Four years later somebody actually answered her ad, but the guy who responded obviously didn't have his reading glasses on. You see, SS is a girl that likes the boobs 'n stuff. She's a lesbian, and had placed her ad under women seeking women.
The man that wrote SS seemed very sweet in his response, so SS thought it would be nice to send him a little note thanking him for responding and being so kind.
"I realize that there's no truly kind way to write this, but if you had checked my profile, you would have seen that I am a woman looking for another woman, not for a man. You sound like a very sweet person, and I hope you find someone wonderful. But be certain to specify on your searches that you are looking for a woman who is looking for a man.
I'm sorry for any inconvenience."
Well that was nice of her wasn't it?
A simple misunderstanding, and a very nice little note to explain the situation.
He'll probably thank her and apologize for the errant response.
You damn freakazoid muffdiving dyke. Why on earth would you want to rub your pussy against another pussy instead of letting me put my cock in your pussy and exchanging ultimate pleasure, then when I cum in your pussy we can have a baby together. What is your problem? You dont like me as your man? You are a disgrace to the human species. Why dont you go commit suicide you damn cunt. Who in the hell in their right mind would hunt tuna???
What a sweet little man.
SS didn't respond, but reflects to PLFM:
"I think that letter actually made me more gay."