Friday, February 13, 2009

A Note From PLFM

I'm getting some emails from guys with psycho letters from ex-girlfriends who want to know if they can send them in. Of course. Gay? Yes. Lesbian? Yes.

Basically, if you have something, ... anything, .... psycho, feel free to send it in. Videos, mp3's, emails, texts ... you get my drift.

I'm completely overloaded with work and running both websites right now, so please don't get upset with me if I don't get back to you or run your submission. On PLFM, I will always try to advise you by email if I plan to run your submission. Sometimes it will come at the last minute, but it will come.

Thanks for understanding, and remember, submissions don't have to be psycho. Like today's first entry, it can be stupid, ludicrous, bizarre, or anything else that just fails fucking miserably. -The Weasel


  1. Weasel,
    Maybe it's time for you to hire some help. Not paid help, but help.

    Surely you surfed a lot of blogs before you started working for $$ again - how about tapping some of them funny people (under you supervision of course, mustn't let earning your own living compromise the quality of WWHM or PLFM).

    Just a thought. Keep up the good work.

  2. That's a good idea, I'm sure there's SOMEONE who could at least save you from the barrage of rampant, greased up penii that fill your inbox?

    I don't have a letter or video, just one little incident after leaving my pathological liar....

    We had been historic reenactors. I didn't see or hear from him for AGES after he had a breakdown after I let him. Suddenly, at the major event for the year, I see him walking towards me.

    He got maybe 5 feet from me, and was inhaling to speak. I bellowed, "WHAT?!???!!" at him. He turned and walked away. I've never seen or heard from him again!

    Was I a little harsh? Hahaha!

  3. I wish I had kept the e-mails, but I didn't.

    Basically decided to meet up with a guy for New Year's Eve. What the heck, right? I wasn't dating anyone, and we'd be in public.

    Gah! The guy was at least 10 years older and 30 lbs. heavier than the pic he posted on his ad. Plus, he THOUGHT he was some sort of Harley Davidson badass, and dressed in the "outfit". Didn't own a motorcycle though, which was just kinda weird.

    He kept trying to make lame and inaccurate compliments like, "You don't look a day older than someone in their 20s!" Yeah, right. I was 45 at the time, and although I may have looked good, there's no way I'd pass for a 20-something. Dumbass. If you want get on my good side, give me a compliment I can at least take as halfway true!

    He was all touchy-feely, and made a point to take me places where his friends (other loser cycle rider wannabes) could see that he actually DID have a date!

    Oh, and we went to all the dives in the area, and finally wound up at the American Legion. Sounds dreamy, doesn't it?

    During the date from Hell, he kept saying how much he'd love it if I'd spend the night with him. He promised not to touch me. Baahaahaaa! I'd have been deserving of a lobotomy if I had believed him!

    The next day, he e-mailed me to say he LOVED me, and how much he'd enjoyed the date. I sent him one back saying I wasn't comfortable with him telling me that, and maybe we weren't really compatible.

    The shit hit the fan after that. I was called every name in the book, snarked at for "leading him on", and what was supposed to be the ultimate insult: "You're really NOT my type, but I gave it a chance, unlike you. I PREFER blonde, tall women and you're anything but!"

    No shit, Sherlock. I'm petite and brunette, and that was obvious from my profile and picture!

    My response? "Then you'd better start looking for your tall blonde, because the sooner you do, the sooner you'll find her."

    Then I blocked him. Freak.

  4. Mack Truck said "During the date from Hell, he kept saying how much he'd love it if I'd spend the night with him. He promised not to touch me. Baahaahaaa!"

    LMFAO!!! I had tears on that one!!

    I always love it when they feel like they have to "attack" you when you don't feel a connection, not interested or you break up with them. I've had several of them that I broke it off and then they ran around and told everyone they had ended response was "I don't care who ended it, it's over and that's all that matters to me" ;)

  5. HAHAHA wheelin126 i like the style!! Dont care how it happens i just want outta there!! lols

  6. I'd also like to add that anyone who doesn't quite get why this letter is not a harmless confession of interest needs to read The Gift of Fear. If I had read it just a year sooner than I did, I could have saved myself a lot of grief at the hands of a Nice Guy (tm). And if I'd read it 4 years earlier...I might not have had an attempt made on my life.