Jeri broke up with her crazy ass boyfriend Tim a couple months ago.
To put it mildly, Tim was a little upset.
After behaving like a fucking psychopath for a couple of months, Tim realized his emotions had gotten the best of him and he decided to use a more civil approach to re-connect with Jeri.
"How about I sit down and write her a nice letter, and then ask her out to dinner?" Tim thought to himself.
Great idea, Tim.
PLFM sincerely applauds your effort. Or do we?
See if you can spot where Tim may have erred in asking Jeri out for a nice romantic dinner.
If you don't catch it the first time, read it again. You'll see it eventually.
"Hi. It's been two months since you dumped me. I know I didn't take it well at first... I thought about driving into oncoming traffic to see how many people I could take out at once, or killing myself, or killing you, or raping you. And you know I could have.
But I didn't, so really that means I've been handling this pretty well considering. I would hope that considering this you might finally come to your senses and go see a movie or something with me this weekend? Maybe a romantic dinner too if that's not too pushy."